Michael Jackson flew in today and according to RTE, he will be staying at Blackwater Castle in Castletownroche. Locals speculate that he may have come to attend their far-famed fortnightly jumble sale. Others reckon that he’s actually going to stay with Michael Flathead. Either way, you’d think theres no need for the masks in Cork airport – and with the size of those bodyguards he’s hardly going to get mobbed. You’re not in Neverland anymore Mick, show some respect!

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