James Galvin

ClanBase brings the news that the one and only Phil Collins (still hugely popular in Chile) will be starring in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto game as a means of unleashing his genius upon a younger generation.

I would have expected this from Shatner or Hasselhoff, but Phil, save yourself before you end up doing ads for lesser-known breakfast cereals, and cameos in movies which also feature a cameo from Chuck Norris. The news has upset concerned parents in the US who have previously campaigned against the violence and obscenity in GTA games, as many of these activist groups are known to have used Phil Collins songs as their marching themes. The game will be released on 3rd November, and I think that I will be buying it despite this latest development. Hopefully it’ll run on Edgy.