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Category Archives: Humour

Thank God for Cork Street

I was in Dublin today for another interview. My knees are still aching from the cramped train – up and down in one day is not a good idea, over six hours without a chance to stretch your legs cannot be good. Now I know how Roy Keane must feel… I would retire [...]

GMFH – Bannable Offenses

A guy linked to this on IRC – a FFXI Games Master’s blog. Having wasted €50 on Final Fantasy Online when it first came out, I have no remorse for these losers who continue to play it, and I must commend [GM]Dave on his good work.

[GM]Dave>> You said he was a gilseller
[GM]Dave>> Just because [...]

Interview with Leeeroy Jenkins

If you don’t know who Leroy Jenkins is by now then this probably won’t interest you, but GGL’s Carmac has posted a thorough interview with the world’s most notorious paladin. In it, Leeeroy declares that he was not stoned at the time, and reveals exactly what was doing while the tactics were being discussed: [...]

Silence You Furry Fool

“Silence you furry fool. You’re finished here, you understand? I’ve had it with your whining. You’re cast out, you’re banished.”
Its Beep Beep Little Satellite all over again. I have been listening to this for the past three hours non-stop, thanks to Spacey.

Bruno at EvilFest

This is probably an old one, but its the first time I’ve seen it, Bruno interviews the neo-Nazis at EvilFest in England:

Guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

Macros linked to this on IRC – Shelley The Republican has outraged hundreds of gullible people with an article on how Linux is a threat to American freedom, a backlash by Europeans jealous of America’s lead in technology. This is clearly an elaborate parody site in my opinion, and very entertaining at that (have [...]

IF Quake

While you’re getting ready to play QuakeWorld, here is something to whet your appetite. x0n has posted on quake.ie about the latest port of id Software’s Quake 1 engine: IF Quake, created by one of the developers of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Jason Bergman.
A few years ago, Text Mode Quake was summonning Satan [...]

Robot Art

This is pure class – the best photoshop series since Something Awful merged human features onto animals. Thanks to BoingBoing for the link.

You See What Happens, Larry??

“Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass??”
I noticed this article today, about a guy who was arrested on Friday after setting fire to the wrong car.

The report states Clark said he started the blaze β€˜β€˜to pay him back for hitting me,’’ referring [...]

Seven feet tall he was

“His eyes were like steel; cold, hard. Had a shock of hair… red like the fires of Hell.”
Perhaps it was a very slow news day that prompted extensive coverage on an unusually large rabbit that is terrorising the countryside in Northumberland, England. Allegedly, sharpshooters have been hired to combat the threat to lettuces in [...]