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The Coen Brothers Are Back

BBC has news of two new movies from the Coen brothers. First is No Country for Old Men – an adaptation of a Cormac McCarthy novel by the same name. “Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande” – sounds like vintage Coen territory. This will be competing for the Palme d’Or at Cannes next month We’ll forgive the dodgy title because it comes from a Yeats poem.

The article also mentions next year’s offering, Burn After Reading, which will be starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Frances McDormand. Wikipedia has a few notes:

Burn After Reading is a comedic spy caper with Clooney. A CIA agent (George Clooney won’t play that role) loses the disc of a book he is writing, which contains valuable information, and it’s up to him to get it back.

It’s great to see the duo back in action. They have really tied the industry together since they wrote and directed Blood Simple in 1984. They may have taken their eye off the ball a bit with their latest offerings (Tom Hanks = bad idea), but if their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring is behind them, then I will be most eager in awaiting their upcoming releases. Fuckin’ A, man.


Mac OS X Security

Infoworld are crowing that a “myth” has been crushed, as a hacker managed to break in to OS X to win a security contest in Vancouver. No myth has been crushed – at worst, perhaps a misconception has been dented. OS X is not hack-proof – there is no operating system on earth that is 100% secure when attached to a network, and the way some people have responded to a run-of-the-mill Safari vulnerability, you would think that there has been an apocalypse.

What the Infoworld article fails to mention is that CanSecWest organizers relaxed the rules Friday after nobody at the event had breached either of the Macs on the previous day. It doesn’t specify exactly how the rules were relaxed, but a comment mentions that “The successful attack on the second and final day of the contest required participants to surf to a malicious Web site using Safari”. If this is the case, then as far as I’m concerned, the contest only served to show how well secured OS X really is.

The article quotes Dragos Ruiu, organiser of the event:

“You see a lot of people running OS X saying it’s so secure, and frankly, Microsoft is putting more work into security than Apple has”

Dragos: the reason Microsoft is putting so much more work into security than Apple is because it needs it so much more. How many times have I had to fix friends’ Windows computers for no other reason than they left it online for a few hours without a firewall? No myth has been crushed, common sense has prevailed. Your Mac is not untouchable – it is advisable that you tighten security controls on your web browser, and be careful of surfing to dodgy sites on the internet. As long as you don’t make a habit of antagonising MaddoxX, then you can be reasonably confident that your computer won’t be trying to nuke eBay if you leave it online untended for the weekend.


Nintendo's Success

Kotaku highlights this Wall Street Journal article which examines Nintendo’s success so far in 2007. Having never paid much attention to the portable market, the extent of the Nintendo DS’ dominance is surprising to me. What is not surprising, however, is the performance of the Wii relative to its expensive competitors.

Despite initial doubts based on the name of the product, it became clear early on that 2007 would be the year of the Wii. Following its release a few months ago, YouTube bulged with homemade videos of hillbillies swinging motion-sensing controllers in a bout of Wii boxing; a new era had dawned for console gaming.

This old video summed up the appeal of the Wii over the PS3:

For me, the pricetag is the critical factor – a quick comparison from Smyths Toystore in Ireland just for the base console with no games:

Playstation 3€629.99
Xbox 360€409.99
Nintendo Wii€269.99

Even now in mid April it is difficult to get a hold of the Nintendo Wii, as retailers are constantly sold out. Hopefully this trend will influence an evolution towards smaller, cheaper gaming consoles, as opposed to bloated all-in-one entertainment centres which cost more than a ’98 Ford Fiesta.


Joost Gets a Service

Congrats to Colm and Joost in becoming immortalised in /etc/services – they now have an official IANA assigned port. Incidentally – if you haven’t got a Joost account yet and feel like checking it out, let me know because I have a few invitations available.


Disgruntled Russian Hacker Exposes Valve

The Daily Tech have an article about a hacker who is curretly holding Valve Software (the makers of Half-life) to ransom, having hacked into the system that manages internet cafe licences, and retrieved details and credit card information.

Most gamers will remember the bit of trouble that Valve had a couple of years ago, when a German hacker known as Axel G, or “Osama Bin Leaker” when he’s in a particularly powerful mood, snuck into their network. Internal emails were leaked, demos were leaked, and ultimately the source code was to Half-life 2 was put on the internet. Valve burst into action like a coiled spring – instantly assembling a dynamic and energetic tiger team:

The fiasco resulted in a lot of hassle for the company, but they got some consolation in the end when they caught the perpetrators by pulling the oldest trick in the book – offering to hire Axel G as an in-house security auditor. Beaming with pride as he headed for the plane, ready to start his new life in America working on the game he loves, the poor boy had no idea that the FBI were laughing their asses off at the airport, doing Axel G impressions as they waited for him to arrive.

Axel G – a misguided enthusiast, suffering from classic notions of teenage hackers convinced himself that he was working for the greater good. He claimed that the motive behind the source code leak was to expose Valve for lying to the public about the state of the game, which was far from finished, implying that they demoed a fake version of the game at E3.

This latest haxor, MaddoxX, displays the same symptoms of a glorified self-image, probably seeing himself as half Robin Hood, half Darth Vader and half Zerocool. However, by comparing the number of x’s in their names, we can assume that MaddoxX is at least twice as l33t as Axel G, and thus less likely to fall for the “hey, you’re good! Come and work for us” trick. I would remind Valve of the old Chinese proverb that is strangely apt here: “Blind eagles soar with wings, but do not mess with psycho Russian hackers because you’ll get pwned”.

The Daily Tech article quotes MaddoxX, who outlines his motives:

In fact, MaddoxX says that he’s been tooling around on the Steam server’s back door since January. “I did try [to] contact them several months ago. At the time, I didn’t do anything harmful — just got [a few free copies of games] but never heard anything from them,” he says. “Later,” the steamed hacker adds, “I tried to warn them to fix bugs…but as usual, they don’t listen.” He recounts that he allegedly tried e-mailing Valve employees on several occasions without a reply. When a friend of his called attention to the potential security breaches on Valve forums, every trace of each thread got shut down. “They don’t even warn or reply to their Café customers that private information is leaked,” he says.

And here we come to the issue that is bothering me: MaddoxX is dead right in what he says. When you take confidential information from your customers – be it credit card details, home phone numbers, or their dog’s middle name, you take on a degree of responsibility. My guess is that Valve’s IT guys are still sitting around eating sandwiches in front of an empty whiteboard. The director of marketing at Valve, Doug Lombardi, just recently confirmed the security breach and released this statement:

There has been no security breach of Steam. The alleged hacker gained access to a third-party site that Valve uses to manage the commercial partners in its Cyber Café program. This Cyber Café billing system is not connected to Steam.

The Daily Tech refers to a very reasonable Californian Law which says that you are required by law to disclose any breach of security (to any resident whose unencrypted data is believed to have been disclosed). I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know if Valve are bound by this, but I am aware of a general rule of thumb: if you discover a security breach, you snap to it and do something about it. You don’t hum and haw and mumble some comment a week later about an “alleged hacker” who broke into the system. If the guy has got:

  • Screenshots of internal Valve web pages
  • A portion of Valve’s Cafe directory
  • Error logs
  • Credit card information of customers
  • Financial information on Valve

…then I think its safe to put your hands up and acknowledge this. Funnily enough, the Cork gaming cafe Area 51 even makes an appearence on one of MaddoxX’s screenshots. I wonder if they know that their credit card details could be compromised? Perhaps I’m being unfair, and all of the affected customers have been contacted and informed, but judging by the concerned cafe account owners on the steam forums and elsewhere, this does not seem to be the case. This only serves to validate what MaddoxX is saying, and highlights a gross lack of responsibility on Valve’s part. I believe the guy when he says he has contacted them many times about exploits and bugs and never got a reply. They sound like an absolute disaster.

Security breaches happen occasionally, and that is inevitable. I won’t dwell on the fact that it seems to be a recurring event for this particular company, I’m more concerned about the reaction when something does go wrong. Read this example of how it should be done, from WordPress. A responsible, well worded, concise account of what happened, when it happened, who is affected, and what to do if you are affected.

What would you have said if Automattic had come out with drivel like this: “There is no security breach at Akismet. I repeat, AKISMET IS SECURE AND SAFE. oh, by the way, WordPress got allegedly hacked.” Doug Lombardi: the issue is not “There has been no security breach of Steam”; the issue is: “THERE HAS BEEN A SECURITY BREACH“.


The Future of USB Chess

I saw an article today about a USB chess board that tracks your pieces and allows you to see a virtual representation complete with analysis on your PC. Nothing hugely innovative there – perhaps there was no demand for this kind of thing 8 years ago when they were churning out steering wheels for racing sims.

However, it did make me wonder about the next generation of online chess. If you could get an external chess board to reproduce the moves of your opponent as well as your own, then you have an excellent product. My attempts at playing online chess on Yahoo and elsewhere over the years have always ended in alt-f4 after six minutes as soon as I lose my bishop. I like chess, but it’s not the same game when you’re clicking on a computer screen. My future USB super chess board will also project a hologram of your opponent and respond to voice controls and it will also make toast.


Ireland Mid-Table for Firefox Usage

Slashdot links to these survey results which show a 24.1% usage rate of Firefox in Europe. I’m happy to see that Ireland emerges slightly above average, with a rate of 24.9%, and experiencing a hefty increase. Slovenia grabs gold, with a score of 44.5%, followed by Finland on 41.3%. For some perspective – the UK came in at 18.0%, while North America has 15.1%.

When you consider that other browsers like Opera and Safari must surely rack up at least another 5% between them, there is no justification in this day and age for Internet Explorer Only websites and login systems, which unfortunately are all too common. I don’t have a copy of Windows, and lately I have had to borrow somebody else’s PC to get access to some sites which choose to exclude half of Slovenia and a quarter of the rest of the world. Hopefully these developers will wake up to the fact that Firefox is no longer just a thorn in the side like their old pal 640×480, and restricting to IE only is simply unforgivable. In the meantime, does anyone know a quick fix for emulating Internet Explorer 7 in Linux?


The Unquiet

The UnquietJohn Connolly’s new book, the Unquiet, should be hitting the shelves in Ireland this week. This will be the sixth in a series of mystery novels, from the former Irish Times journalist, centered around a haunted private investigator, Charlie Parker. Connolly has faced some flak or ‘breaking the rules’ of crime fiction, straying too close to the border of fantasy/horror in the vein of Stephen King.

The Charlie Parker novels are gripping and horrifying – always a great read. As the series developed, however, the supernatural elements became a bit too pronounced for my liking, and I sometimes found myself thinking that it was getting a bit ridiculous. I have no problem with the horror genre, and I’m a big fan of fantasy, but one thing that doesn’t go down well in crime fiction is the realisation that this is much too far-fetched. A murky gothic overlay enhanced the early half of the Parker series, but by the time the Black Angel came on the scene, it was so steeped in mysticism that I felt that JC had lost the run of himself.

I hoped that The Unquiet would see a return to a more orthodox style, but from the synopsis, I get the feeling that ancient, big-stomached shapeshifters smelling of earth and raw meat will yet again feature prominently.

Someone is funding Merrick’s hunt, a ghost from Parker’s past. And Merrick’s actions have drawn others from the shadows, half-glimpsed figures intent upon their own form of revenge, pale wraiths drifting through the ranks of the unquiet dead.

The Hollow Men have come . . .

John also hints at next years offering, “The Reapers”:

The next novel, to be published in 2008, will be called The Reapers. It’s pretty much an Angel & Louis novel, and I think it will be a little lighter in tone that most of the earlier books.

Read: the killer chooses not to drug his victims to prolong their torture, as he guts them alive.


Antique Vampire Hunting Kits

I would get one of these if I had a few thousand quid to spare (via Boing Boing):


This box contains the items considered necessary for the protection of persons who travel into certain little known countries in Easter Europe where the populace are plagued with a peculiar manifestation of evil, known as Vampires… Professor Ernst Blomberg respectfully requests that the purchaser of this kit carefully studies his book. Should evil manifestations become apparent, he is then equiped to deal with them efficiently… Professor Blomberg wishes to announce his grateful thanks to that well known gunmaker of Liege, Nicholas Plombeur, whose help in compiling of the special items, the silver bullets,etc., has been most efficient. The items enclosed are as follows…

1. An efficient pistol with its usual accoutrements
2. A quantity of bullets of the finest silver
3. Powdered flowers of garlic (one phial)
4. Flour of Brimstone (one phial)
5. Wooden stake (Oak)
6. Ivory crucifix
7. Holy Water (one phial)
8. Professer Blomberg’s New Serum

I suppose I’ll have to settle for one of these cool MacBook covers instead. Tough choice, but I would lean towards Katsushika Hokusai’s “The Great Wave”.


Joost – TV anywhere, anytime (except now)

I spent some time today setting up a new TV the old fashioned way, scanning through the frequencies with the remote control. I confess that I was gripped by an eager anticipation as RTE 1 materialised on the screen – a residue of the excitment from the old days when one guy would be up on the roof adjusting the aerial, while the fella in the living room shouted up the chimney whenever the blob of dots on the screen began to resemble Gay Byrne. Somehow its still a surprise when TV3 and TG4 pop up on the box.

If you had asked me in 2001, I would not have predicted that six years later we would still be fiddling with bunny ears and coat hangers in Ireland, trying to tune in Network 2 without losing RTE 1. In the rising tide of media centre PCs and wifi enabled gaming consoles, surely this next six years will see major changes in the way we watch the television. TV over the internet has been a long time coming, but at last, it is safe to say that we’re nearly there.

The first step is modernising is increasing the definition, and just about everyone I know bought a HD-ready LCD TV this year, but none of them have actually gone so far as to watch anything in high def. Extra hardware requirements and monthly subscription costs for a couple of HD channels on Sky renders that service impractical. And with BlueRay still volatile in its infancy, I expect that only those of us rich enough to own a Playstation 3 will be experiencing that in the short term. This is why I see Zudeo Vuse, from Azureus, as being a great service. “A radically new way to discover and watch popular TV shows and hard-to-find videos – Hi-def and full screen” is exactly what the doctor ordered, and with BBC having pledged tons of content, this is a resource that is destined for very big things.

There has been plenty of news lately about Babelgum – a next generation TV provider with a Long Tail philosophy who recently set up shop in Dublin. Babelgum sounds promising, but it has been overshadowed a bit by Joost who are that bit closer to launch. I was pleased to receive my Joost invitation today, apparently they have been very busy fine-tuning it for me. They’ve even given me this here image which makes me so proud:

Joost™

There’s no Linux version just yet, but they have released a client to run on my new Macbook Pro. I had a very quick tour of the software earlier, and it is impressive to say the least. The problem with beta software is that it doesn’t always work, and this is exactly what is stopping me from examining the service further. The Joost support forums are hopping at the moment with people unable to connect, and unfortunately one of them is me. First impressions – it looks great, but in a country where our ISPs think 128k upload is standard for broadband, do we have the bandwidth for it? I’ll come back to that…