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Well done Jeremy Clarkson

I used to think that it wouldn’t matter if my bank details got leaked, because that would only enable people to put money in to my account, and not take it out. A friend of mine who worked in a bank told me it is not quite so straightforward, and advised me not to broadcast my personal details on the internet. This is funny.

TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people’s personal details on two computer discs.

He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing.

But Clarkson admitted he was “wrong” after he discovered a reader had used the details to create a £500 direct debit to the charity Diabetes UK.


galv.in

Inspired by Adam’s repository of silly domain names (verbo.se, foot.ie, explic.it, …) and others like pix.ie, I am now the proud owner of galv.in. Unfortunately jam.es was not available.


Lazy St. Stephen's Day

It must be the laziest day of the year. I hooked up the Nintendo Wii and downloaded a few old NES games:

  • Excite Bike

    Browsing through the titles, I was hit by nostalgia for the excite bike theme tune. Turns out the game is not very exciting. Don’t think I played it much to begin with. Waste of credits.

    Excite Bike NES
  • Megaman

    I couldn’t believe it – I beat Megaman from start to finish in under 2 hours. How could I have spent weeks (months?) struggling with this game as a nine year old. Today I beat Iceman without losing a life! I always assumed that kids were as good if not better than adults at console games, but I must have spent every waking hour playing the NES in 1988-1991 and still I would die time after time trying to get past the first part of Gutsman’s level. I confess, I did cheat twice in the final stages just like in the old days (keep pausing and unpausing really quickly to do extra damage), just to save a bit of time.

    Megaman NES Cutman
  • Punchout

    What a classic – I was disappointed that they didn’t have Super Punchout in the Wii store, since that is even better than the original. Can’t believe I lost to Piston Honda…

    Punch Out NES
  • Ice Hockey

    I think back to all the fun I had playing this at my friends house. Choosing your team – a mixture of fat guys for strength and skinny guys for speed. Not quite as good as I remembered.

    Ice Hockey NES
  • Zelda II

    Still one of the greatest games of all time. Can’t wait to get back into this one. Didn’t have time to play it today, because Zelda always requires commitment. Maybe, like Megaman, the game will be much easier this time around. It feels a bit weird playing Zelda II on the Wii when I never even made it out of the village in the current Wii version.

    Zelda II NES

The Dark Knight Preview

Via Fence I found this preview for the new Batman movie: “The Dark Knight“. Looks really promising – very much a follow-up to Batman Begins as opposed to “a new Batman movie”. I was saying just yesterday how much I love the atmosphere in the films directed by Christopher Nolan, and how great Christian Bale was in The Prestige and Batman Begins, so I’m delighted to see that this configuration has remained in tact. IMDB lists Cillian Murphy in the credits, so I assume the Scarecrow will be making a return (good stuff).


Idea for a Scam

Here is an idea for a variation on one of those premium phone number scams:

  • Register a premium phone number, one of those super expensive ones where you set the price – €99 per minute or however high the phone company allows you to go
  • Print the number onto a “How am I driving?” sticker and stick it on the back of your white van/SUV/small truck.
  • Drive like a lunatic for a few days – undertaking people in the hard shoulder, driving 30mph in the fast lane, randomly slamming on the breaks, etc.
  • Record all phone calls and make a compilation CD in time for Christmas

Éamonn Dunphy on Terry Venables

Dunphy was on form on RTE last night. Accusing the FAI of “flying kites” in the media to soften the impact of the appointment of Terry Venables as Irish football manager, Dunphy comprehensively hammered Venables and urged the public to shoot down this kite before it is too late. The 21 minute segment can be viewed by Irish residents online here. Note Bill O’Herlihy’s crafty contribution towards the end.


New World of Warcraft Ads Starring Mr. T and William Shatner

I’d love to work for one of the companies that thinks up ads for TV. I imagine them all sitting at a big round table deciding what kind of campaign to go with. They talk about the brand, and brainstorm a bit, trying to think of something clever but direct, debating the merits of each approach. But somewhere at the back of their minds, everyone at that table is thinking “Or… we could just use Shatner!

And so Blizzard have played the Shatner card as part of their latest advertising campaign for World of Warcraft. [via]

Following in Shatner’s footsteps on the slippery slope of embarrassing self-parody is Mr. “Snickers: Get some Nuts!” T.

Blizzard missed out on the grand slam, because they were unable to land Chuck Norris for this campaign, allegedly because he already beat the game. Either that or he’s too busy endorsing Mike Huckabee and making ads for Mountain Dew:

p.s. A note to McDonalds: Johnny Logan does not have the same effect.

Monster.com Hacked… Again…

I’ve mentioned Monster.com a few times since details of the big security breach first came out – when 1.6 million CV’s were swiped by hackers, leading to lots of spam and highly targeted scams. Most people didn’t pick up on the fact that this is nothing new for Monster. Because of the way their website is structured, with all the CVs up for grabs by anyone who can get a hold of an employer login, it is safe to bet that thousands of candidates every day have their private details leaked into some spammer’s database. No SQL injections or XSS required – just get access to one of the many thousands of employer accounts.

So I was surprised that Monster vowed to set things right by pledging a portion of their $80,000,000 upgrade to improving their security. I mentioned at the time that they could throw $80 billion at security upgrades, and it would still not make a difference to its users’ privacy without fundamentally changing the way the site works.

Regardless, throwing money at upgrading the security of the website should prevent any further embarrassments, right? According to The Register, attackers hijacked part of the website yesterday, using it to spread malware to the site’s visitors.

The outage affected the Monster Company Boulevard, said Exploit Prevention Labs’ Roger Thompson, who first noticed the site was inaccessible around 5 pm Monday East Coast time.

Several hours earlier, he discovered the site had been subject to an iFrame attack that was redirecting visitors to servers that hosted exploits from Neosploit, a nasty attack toolkit that competes with better-known packages such as MPack and Icepack.

This is gone beyond a joke. I’ll bet €50 that Monster will make headlines once again (for the wrong reasons) before the year is out.


Review of Beowulf

If you go to see one movie this week: see American Gangster. If you go to see two movies: see Beowulf.
I was a bit concerned about the animation… the characters looked straight out of The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. My doubts were silenced as soon as Grendel arrived on the scene. Monsters are often described as “foul” in books, but rarely live up to that billing on screen. Grendel is one of the exceptions. Great atmosphere throughout, and it is funny to see the unmistakable features of Anthony Hopkins and Brendan Gleeson on CGI characters.
Rated 4/5 on Nov 18 2007 at LouderVoice
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Science Week's Carrot-Dangling does not Address "Root" Problems (I swear that was unintentional)

Alexia has declared her disappointment in Science Week’s carrot-dangling approach to spread awareness of science by encouraging Irish bloggers to write about inventions. Let me just preface this by saying: I like carrots. I would like to win a free Nintendo Wii, I am just a bit too lazy to think of an invention that I like. But like Alexia, I would rather see the ScienceWeek guys put their money to slightly better use. Engaging the bloggers is a good idea – it does create a positive buzz, and if 50 Irish bloggers each get ~800 unique visitors per day, then that is good value for advertising. But this is a temporary buzz that lasts a week, and at best, a few people walk away knowing a little bit more about the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, with no greater appreciation for science.

To really leverage the power of the network of Irish bloggers, there are much more valuable questions that you can ask. For example, “How can we bring science teaching into the 21st Century?” or “How can we rid ourselves of the growing apathy among Irish people towards science and technology?”

Naturally, it begins in the class room. The most exciting science experiment I ever did in Ireland was dabbing a drop of iodine on a potato and watching it turn black. “WOW that means it has starch in it!”, I exclaimed. But, like the sudden cold, harsh taste of hydrochloric acid in your throat when you accidentally sip for too long on the pipette, my enthusiasm was jarred by cruel nostalgia, as I was reminded of the positive, hands-on approach to science in school in America, and all the things I learned and have never forgotten since.

Consider these experiments that I did in sixth grade in Massachusetts (just a few examples):

Ancient Egypt
“The Pyramid Pull”: studying the pyramids, we spent some time brainstorming how they got these huge 2-ton blocks up to the the sides of the pyramids. Is it really possible that they built ramps and had 20 guys dragging these things up with ropes? To prove the concept, the teacher brought in a huge wooden box, put half the class inside it while the other half, at the end of the rope, pulled the box up a 25 degree ramp. With a bit of maths, we worked out what it must have taken in Egypt.

We also built sundials and obelisks that could tell the time, and loads of other stuff.

Architecture:
“The Skyscraper Challenge”: split into small groups and build the tallest standing structure you can out of newspaper sheets rolled tightly into beams. Some people copped onto the fact that you need some triangles in there for extra strength.

Horticulture:
Dug a garden in the school courtyard, planted vegetables, watched them grow.
Figured out the conditions necessary for germination and growth by carrying out a load of concurrent experiments. e.g., I put a seed in a paper towel and it germinated.
Loads of other stuff too.

Bee-keeping:
Got a bee-hive for the class room (with a tunnel through the wall so the bees could go out into the courtyard). Fed and managed the hive, marked the queen, clipped her wings, harvested the honey.

Fish:
Got a saltwater fish tank. Figured out how to fill it. Went down to the beach for a day and caught (with our hands) ~12 species of fish and a couple of crabs and put them into the tank. Watched them fight it out among themselves for a few months. My pipefish didn’t last long.

In sixth class in Ireland, I don’t think we even did science.

I agree with Alexia, there is so much more that can be done to improve “the cold, heartless trudge through tomes of science”. I would still encourage you to get involved in the Science Week competitions. Even though they are not addressing the root cause of apathy among Irish people towards science and technology, it is a positive and entertaining theme springing up around the place, and any bit of a buzz is better than none at all.